Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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