Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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