I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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