it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm just crazy horny about you
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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