I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
And then my night got REAL pukey
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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