Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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