just tell him i said nine months
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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