Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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