I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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