dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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