I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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