that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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