Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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