So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
we're so committed to being not committed
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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