I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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