we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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