Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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