i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
where are my eyebrows?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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