Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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