Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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