I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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