You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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