Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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