It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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