Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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