I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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