guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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