question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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