she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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