His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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