I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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