I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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