dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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