i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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