We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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