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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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