Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
