Porn is love you can see.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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