I'm gonna have a badass scar
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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