Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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