Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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