Hey man sorry I got all grabby
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
50% drunk capacity currently
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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And then the night went full on bisexual.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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