I think im going to throw up on grandma
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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