And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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