bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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