Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
