I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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