i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Damn victory sex feels great
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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