Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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