So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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