oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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