Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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