if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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