Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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