i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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