thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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