That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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