It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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