drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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