Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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